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A penis that is short in length but very girthey.
Dddaanngg girl my vagina hurts from all that soup can penis last night!
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Almost as good as your moms cock but not quite! It’s more slimy but it’s a little smaller! The one thing though is it’s fatter than your moms cock!
Your sisters penis was so nice last night. Uahhhh
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the length of my third leg
the size of a large wang
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A term for LOL at the forum, CP2
Topic Starter: *posts a joke*
Reply: SHOOT MY PENIS
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When an asian girl, that is a virgin, is involved with a threesome with two men, one man inserts his penis into her tight vagina and the other inserts his penis into her anus, then as they both try to pull out they get stuck because the girl is being pulled in both directions.
Dude me and Mike were at this party on Friday, we met this cute asian girl and we got caught up in a "Chinese Penis Trap"
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It is the rare shark hammerhead penis
holy shit a hammerhead penis shark
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an ability to lie extemely still whilst stretching ones foreskin in the shape of a large bell. when, at last, a fly lands on the glans, the foreskin is released thus trapping the fly.
the whole team lay there resting whilst exhibiting their penis fly traps. unfortunately for alan he caught a wasp!
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