you keep on playing, what up?

An African American male trying to impress a e-girl and act tough. Usually has a big nose with twig arms.

Person 1:"You keep on playing, what up?"
Person 2:"Pixel, you need to shut the f*** up"

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So Josh boy, what a man

This is a term used in awkward or tense situation in places in Ireland. Timing is very important, if it is said in a bad moment it's bad timing, but if said in a very tense or anxious moment, it's good to excellent timiing.

Teacher: Where's your homework? ....How dare you come into this room without your homework! HOW DARE YOU!

Example 1:
Boy 1: So Josh boy, what a man?
Boy 2: Awesome timing

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WWLD (What Would Laker Do)

-Derived from the popular Christian statement of self-inquiry What Would Jesus Do (WWJD), what would Laker do refers to the thoughts and actions of acclaimed RTG researcher Matt Laker.

-Often used when trying to solve complex algebra or to speaking MBA

My secretary is out sick and I have a call to schedule, WWLD (What Would Laker Do)?

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shake what yo momma gave ya

To get down and boogie, shaking the only thing given to you by your mother at birth - your derriere.

cum ova here, lil momma, and shake what yo momma gave ya all up on a nigga.

i jus' walked in da doe! damn, hoe, you betta shake what yo momma gave ya if you really think a nigga go'n shoot you a tip.

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What time do legs open baby?

A cheesy pick up line guys ask girls, but most of the time the girls have nothing to say. The current answer is 10:16PM& 3:00AM.

Vinny: What time do legs open baby?
Lisa: 10:16PM, come see me then.

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Do what we do best

Term for making love

Should we go out to eat?
No, let's stay in and do what we do best

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What time are you open till?

"What time are you open till?" is a seemingly innocent question posed to unsuspecting retail and restaurant workers. The question "opens them up" to all the shit the customer wants to throw at them, and generally ruins their day because they are thenceforth opened to everyone who comes into the store. Basically, they are bottoms until closing time because they equated themselves mentally with the store, which everybody is coming inside.

Customer: What time are you open till?

Waitress: The restaurant closes at 11.

Customer: You didn't answer my question!

Waitress: I know!

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