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Count your chickens before the egg hatched.
I finally planted 5 fruit trees. Do you want to buy some fruit this summer?
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens
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that one thing that tango mangle screams at you
tangomangle: do you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggets
me: no
tangomangle:do you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggets
me: I SAID NO NOW DIE *shoots tangomangle*
tangomangle:do you want free chicken nuggets *dies*
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It's a good fit
That glove really fits your hand. "It fits like a glove on a chickens lip"
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A man with a prepubescent body and when shirtless resembles a baby bird or a chicken.
He had a 12 year old chicken chest!
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what someone says if they were smuggling chicken nuggets.
TSA: why do you have 67 chicken nuggets in your asshole
brian: i have chicken nuggs in my anus lol
It is a delicious specimen of burnt chicken buffalo kebab that beautifully goes hand to hand with Wagachi Sha Ti's Slurppin' Bubble Tea. Will give you explosive diarrhea
Woah, Sha Sha Wang's Crispy Buffalo Chicken is soo~ Lรซ ฤpรฌc
randomly and frantically running all over the place like your genitalia has just been removed by an ax or other sharp instrument.
when I heard the deadline was pushed up to noon, I was running around like a chicken with its dick cut off trying to get the presentation ready!
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