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Jangles the moon monkey

Me

No, Iโ€™m jangles the moon monkey

by Captain Dr. dirtymike esquire February 19, 2019


Monkey D. Luffy

The best protagonist in all of anime, even fiction as a whole.

Person 1. "Do you know Monkey D. Luffy?"
Person 2. "Oh, you mean that Luffy? The best character in fiction?"

by BigBalslss May 23, 2021


felch tube monkey

A fag that swings from ass hole to ass hole with a straw suckling cum

You felch tube monkey

by Imperial wiz March 27, 2015

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Anti-Internet Monkey

fictional semi robotic creatures that are used as an excuse for bad internet connection.

Sorry i lost my connection i have Anti-Internet Monkeys in my house.

by Wattigny27 April 24, 2011

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hairy monkey brains

The outcome of an unshaven scrotum being squeezed until the veins stick out. The shiny skin is evident, as well as the pubic hair. This looks like what would appear to be a small hairy brain. Hairy monkey brains!

Oh my God, the Brains! NO! I hate hairy monkey brains!

by Green eggs and baaaam May 29, 2008

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funky spunky monkey

the funky spunky monkey is the act where a big bold black jazz artist slams his girl in a funky calm way and then ejaculates inside her vagina

girl : did you just funky spunky monkey?

guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )

girl : omg you're so thoughtful

by jakesweg May 21, 2016

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puppy monkey baby

A puppy. A monkey. A baby. Made famous during Super Bowl 50.

"Hey, is that a puppy? Or a monkey? Or a baby?"

"I think it's a puppy monkey baby"

by August T February 9, 2016

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