When something mysteriously disappears (be it a file off a filesystem or even the fluff out of your belly button) it is often referred to as being haggler`d.
Oh what a twat, that file deleted itself, It must have been hairyhaggler`d.
D ̢̛̛̺̗̯̣̪̥͔̫͖̥̜̟͒͂̈͗͆͗̋͆̀̒͛̀̓̎̽̔́̾͒̐̒̓͋͒̄̐͝͠͠ͅI̶̡̮͔̙͙̜͎̠̤̳̰̫̼̥͚̞̝̘̞͖̪͔̜̼͔͚̲͈̺̔̊̓̒̈́̂̔̐̌̋̌̿́̈́̆́̓́̿̓͗̒̈́́̾̑̕̕͘̕͘͜͜ͅĘ̶̛͉̩̘̬̳̫̲͓͓̟̜͂̇̃̌̽͑͋̋͊͐͌̇̄̊̀̓̉̀̉̑̀̇̒͗̏̈́̐̅̒͒̽̈̽̃̉͛͐͛̏̒͗͆̚͜͝͠͠ͅ
D ̢̛̛̺̗̯̣̪̥͔̫͖̥̜̟͒͂̈͗͆͗̋͆̀̒͛̀̓̎̽̔́̾͒̐̒̓͋͒̄̐͝͠͠ͅI̶̡̮͔̙͙̜͎̠̤̳̰̫̼̥͚̞̝̘̞͖̪͔̜̼͔͚̲͈̺̔̊̓̒̈́̂̔̐̌̋̌̿́̈́̆́̓́̿̓͗̒̈́́̾̑̕̕͘̕͘͜͜ͅĘ̶̛͉̩̘̬̳̫̲͓͓̟̜͂̇̃̌̽͑͋̋͊͐͌̇̄̊̀̓̉̀̉̑̀̇̒͗̏̈́̐̅̒͒̽̈̽̃̉͛͐͛̏̒͗͆̚͜͝͠͠ͅ
When you wake up a girl for morning sex with a swift morning wood cock slap
He rolled over and gave her the Dicky D Special
When Jack Doherthy has hardcore sex with his friends Oisin and Jakub in the Abbey toilets
They had a dirty jack d in the bathroom today during lunch.
A D-Pizzle is an awkward white male.
"darn that guy thinks he is so fly he is just a D-Pizzle
D day is a term referred to in online support groups for those experiencing infidelity or partner betrayal. It's the day a person finds out that their partner has violated their relationship agreement, usually by finding evidence of an affair.
Their D day was June 4, 2023, when they caught their partner in bed with someone else.