e x p a n d

Did you get the joke? uhh... no? god damn it, WHY, WHY AM I SO UNFUNNY, FUCK THIS

Guy 1: *writes e x p a n d*
Guy 1: Get it?
Guy 2: Yes.......
Guy 1: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Strawberries n cream

What’s left over in the toilet after period sex. The combination of shed uterus and semen post-intercourse.

There was a whole load of strawberries n cream in the toilet after he finished inside her....

J + N

P1: I can make N straight
P2: she’s dating J tho
P1: so?
P2: dude your a guy and she’s lesbian and she Alr found sum1
P1: whatever

J + N is a relationship that will last 4ever, no matter how much fights no matter how much yelling, these 2 will always love each other till the day they die.

Or. N

Or is Israeli name or is a guy how is simp, he love dicks and testicals, he like to lick them all the way to the top of the dick he has a very hot mom and sister but they have stinky vagaina it’s smells like a dead fish,
Or like his mom and wants to lick her tits.

Or. N :mom I want to lick your tits

Mom: I love your little dick.

Air-b-n-b

A creepy house that you hire that will watch you sleep like Edward Cullen. (With cameras 🥰).

Dude1: Yo! My Air-b-n-b watched me jerk off!
Dude 2: Why were you jerking off in an Air-b-n-b???

Air b n b

A house that you hire that will watch you sleep with cameras like Edward Cullen 🎀

Dude 1: Yo! My Air b n b watched me jerk off and the owner sent me the footage!
Dude 2: Why were you jerking off in an Air b n b?

Mac N Cheeze

The kinda meal that no matter how hard you try you can’t stop thinking about her. Whether you had her yesterday or many years ago, you still think about her everyday.
She’s the type that can change your world with just one bite of her deliciousness. She is a gift and a true treasure. Kraft simply could never.

That Mac N Cheeze from Beatnic made me believe in love again.