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when a homeless guy joins a bank just to get the card he can swipe to get into the 24 hour indoor ATM to sleep inside
guy 1: bruh i jus went into the ENT at midnight and is smelled like whiskey there was a bum in there snoozin.
guy 2: homie did tha bloop n holla
A Yiff n' Slip is when someone is jerking off to furry porn and cum falls on the floor, then the Yiffer Slipper slips on his own semen. This can also be done on purpose as a prank.
"how was your night?"
"good, until I did the ol' Yiff n' Slip"
When you lay out a tarp, cover it in baby oil and/or lube, and have her lay at the other end with her legs spread out. You then make the East-Side gang sign with your hand and slide along the tarp until you insert your first two fingers in her pussy, and then your pinky into her asshole.
Yesterday we tried the East-Side Slip n' Slide but I missed and ended up with road burn on my pecker.
When you sever the left big toe and the right pinky toe of a individual who you strongly dislike, and surgically reattaching them to the opposite side. Also a dish best served with a chocolate drizzle.
Becky is so rude! I'm gonna give her the ole gort n' gop.
I'm hungry, I think I want a gort n' gop
A rather aggressive session of intercourse; including slaps, bites and the occasional rib tickler or donkey punch. The victim will be satisfied, but bruised! Number of participants can vary
See that girl with the black eye and the limp over there? she's definately had a beat n' fuck
When two buddies collaborate, and one buddy shits on his good buddy’s chest, starting toward the top and it slides down the body. This isn’t a “taking the top off” type of shit, this one typically occurs after a sloppy burrito, lasagna, chili, buff chicken dip, etc. just a real beastly shit so it has the proper balance of “firm foundation” with some “liquidy mud” to ensure proper slip n’ slide physics.
One night at the Lighthouse, Jeb gave Nate the ole’ Trans-American Slip n’ Slide. Nate absolutely loved it! He begged for more, and never wanted to leave the lighthouse. Some say he’s still there, at the lighthouse, waiting for another Trans-American Slip n’ Slide.
When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy
Fred and I were gettin' real frisky when all of a sudden he gave me the ol' Surf n' Turf!!