A girl who beings to go out with 1 of your friends and is a lil bietch so steals your friend from u.
WOw! WHAT A FSGF, NOW IM LONELY< THAT WHORE
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yeet yeet my friends, also yeet yeet mofo
yeet yeet my friends
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How you know if a white person is racist or not
Ignorant black person: That was racist.
White person: It's ok, I have black friends.
Ignorant black person: My mistake. I didn't know.
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The closing line as stated by The Most Interesting Man In The World. He is the man that every other man wants to be, mostly because both sides of his pillow are cool.
Used as the final statement by the winner when two guys are trying to out-do each other.
First guy: "Dude, I made out with that hot chick."
Second guy: "Well, I got to third base with that cheerleader."
First guy: "A beauty queen gave me a hand job."
Second guy: "I banged a super model."
First guy: Stunned silence
Second guy: "Stay thirsty, my friend."
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Like BFF's(Best Friends Forever)but only communicate daily via FACEBOOK,without seeing each other at all!
Me and Akira live in different cities but chat everyday and know each others status as we're FFF(Facebook Friends Forever)
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When you find each other attractive and wanna do stuff but can't because of several reasons and worry about what people will say
"I really like him and wanna suck his cock but I can't cos people will be disgusted"
"Wow thats alot of sexual tension between friends"
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1. A brain
2. Gay dudes (trust me, you'll find out why)
3. Diamonds
4. A Camaro, especially a black or royal blue one
Not every girl's best friend is a diamond. Some like flowers and ohters like fart jokes.
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