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government job

Unofficial task done in the workplace. Common abbreviation: G-job. Origin: during WWII, some sensitive tasks were given directly to a worker, and his supervisor might not be authorized to know exactly what it was. Thus the response when the supervisor questions what appears to be personal work done on company time: "it's government work."

Hey Tim, you're not scheduled to be running the lathe today, what are you working on? Just a little "government job".

by chamolm June 10, 2024


Titty Nose Job

Pleasing one nipple regions with thy nose.

"Oh my god, Camila has perfect tits for a titty nose job!"

by itsanon February 17, 2024


whitest job ever

Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple

Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever

by Bitchbyee May 24, 2018


Road Job

A hand job in which the recipient has a shaved penis and is licked down the shaft and onto the balls.

Not to be mistaken with Road Head

"Yo zak my boi, sarah gave me a Road Job the other day"
"You shave? I don't trim my bush."

by The Greasy Grind February 7, 2017


Trynna get someone else to do their jobs

Laughable attempt at a put down by someone who themselves rarely contributes anything to society in general. They do have a sick lid though and are known for being absolute gold on the smash.

I've had a blue WKD and now feel hard as fuck so I'll throw some shade on the work chat about how some actually useful people are always 'Trynna get someone else to do their jobs' I'm fucking hilarious!

by Boatsrcool June 24, 2022


jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.

the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.

by MC Busta September 5, 2019


Sonic hand job

The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!

I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!

by Mexican geek January 21, 2018