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When one of your friends is being a dickhead and you stick your nuts in their face.
"Stop being a dumbass or im going to nut your grill."
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Wen u bust the fuk outta dat nut, but ya gurl keeps dem tongue swurls up n' runnin. And yo poor-ass DICK simply FATHOM wat is happenin. So ya dum dum nerves send signals of distress to ya noggin an ya start feelin sensitive as FUCK.
Last night after I ejaculated, Samantha kept the succ coming and I came down with Post-Nut-Syndrome. It was torture
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when you saw of your balls and they turn black... than you take a chizzle and carve your name is them and dry them out. these are great presents for girlfriends, they make good Christmas ornaments.
girl- what did you get me for christmas?
guy- oh im giving you one f my black chizzle nuts!
* girl opens present and puts the ball on the christmas tree.*
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This phrase originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. Basically, it means a righteous cluster fuck. It can be used anytime you get into a pinch, or just a down right fucked up situation with multiple causes and no way out.
"This is such a nut hair jubilee."
"This is a fine nut hair jubilee you've gotten us into."
"Jesus Christ, what a nut hair jubilee."
"No thanks. The last time you had an idea, we wound up in a nut hair jubilee."
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When one person is sexually attracted to another person.
"That girl is feelin my nut and I kinda like her too. I might ask her out to lunch."
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When a male or she-male dips their scrotum sack in poop, and then proceeds to smear the defecation on another persons upper lip by dragging their nut sack across their face. The chocolate nut-stash is the twiztid cousin of the dirty Sanchez, but of coarse takes more skill to pull off.
Jon : "I scared Lucy so badly last night that she shit her pants. While she was changing pants, i wiped her shitty pants on my nut sack, and then proceeded to give her a chocolate nut-stash. Now she asks for one every night, gotta love that shit"
Sam : "man i was just snoozing on the couch and was rudely woken up by my roommate giving me a chocolate nut-stash, worst wake up call ever!"
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A derivative of "top left", top left nut is used in a hostile manner to tell someone to "get lost"; to fuck off.
That's cap, Katy. Top left nut.
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