East Job

When you use online dating to meet people that have drugs, then go over to their house and steal the drugs behind their back. Then you sell the drugs and make bank.

“Hey bro you trying to play Hungry Hungry Hippos with me?”
“Nah man I’m working tonight. Have an east job planned for tonight.”

Hoodie Job

A "Hoodie Job" or "Hoodie" is when the hood of the clitoris is used to stimulate her clitoris for sexual pleasure.

A) She got off on the hoodie I give her.
B) We are just getting to know each other so I just give her a hoodie job - she loved it.
C) She was so horny - she gave herself a hoodie while I fucking her.

Swamp Job

A blowjob from a grotesque, disgusting, toothless, sloppy, sweaty, older Floridian woman. Specifically given in the Everglades. Has to be performed with swamp water in their mouth. Must be very throaty. Be ready to get hepatitis A, B, or C.

Hey man I just got the best swamp job of my life from old Agnes down in the Everglades.

Job card

A discussion that one brings up when hitting a dead end in a conversation about illegal immigration, claiming they are stealing work from americans.

Those mexicans are stealing jobs from americans.

No, unless you want more american citizens mowing lawns or working at McDonald's. don't pull the Job card.

cup job

Badly-cut hair, usually the result of going to a cheapie barber or hair stylist. It looks as if someone took a cup and cut the hair around it.

Mike must've gone to that Turk down on Steinway St. That barber has to go back to barber school 'cos all he seems to know is how to do a cup job.

Swedish Snow Job

When one person uses a straw to blow cocaine up their partners ass hole.

You look like coffee just isn’t working. You could use a Swedish Snow Job!

bimbo job

A dead-end job with no possibility of advancement and little or no opportunity for compensation increase

He's going nowhere in that job; it's truly a bimbo job!