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A slope job is when you are snowboarding and the mountain scenery is so nice or your run is so epic that you just have to get a blow job, right on the slopes.
"This run is so epic! I need to get a slope job to make it even better!"
A "Crane Job" refers to the act of using a claw machine (or similar mechanical grabbing device) to masturbate. Named after the infamous struggle of trying to win a prize, it’s equally awkward, unpredictable, and oddly impressive when successful.
"Bro walked out of the arcade looking way too relaxed. Turns out he gave himself a Crane Job behind the prize counter."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."
When you simultaneously finger a chick while getting a hand-job on a dance floor while also grinding her from behind
At New Years I managed to pull off a Gut Job
Where someone inserts cocaine into their partners or another persons anus and snorts it out.
Hey, that chick gave me a Colombian Rim Job last night!
When your girl is dressed professionally for work and she gets down to slob knob without removing any of her fancy formal wear. She's giving an Executive Blow Job.
"Dam girl, did you just come out of a million dollar budget meeting? *zzzzzzzzzip* Awww yasssss babygirl, get it! Gimme dat Executive Blow Job! *skeet skeet skeet*"
To please the female body in any type of sexual way that lisa wants.
When the person giving you a handy is wearing so much hand jewellery e.g. rings etc, it feels like you're getting your wiener stroked by the Persian ruler Xerxes himself.
"bro she gave me the most painful Persian job ever, my dick still has bruises from all the rings she was wearing"