cat

is wet pasta on the side of the road

look! there is a cat on the road

cat

an annoying little pest that lives in your house and dosent pay for rent

''aww a cat''
''what an a-hole''

Cat

Cats are animals you put money into just for them to scratch a hole in your sofa or piss on the floor

My cat is a dick.

Cat

Lazy potatoes

Cats are lazy potatoes

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Cat

Also known as Caitlin’s, Cats are lovable but crazy McBitches who won’t stab you if you treat them right. It may take some time but you’ve can get Cats to open up to you by drawing them McCoy and co, after which you can see their rather pleasant soft side of their personality.

“Well chief, another dead guy”
“Fuck, it must’ve been a Cat”

cat

a cute furry creature that can feel you with love as well as 2 inch scars

i love my cat, i don't know if he loves me back but i don't care.