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Overlooking the obvious. It's when you're searching everywhere in the refrigerator for the milk, only to fail to notice that it's right in front of you.
1. "I can't find my keys."
"Hey Refrigerator eyes, they are in your hand."
2. Looking for your sunglasses when they are perched on top of your head.
3. Trying to find a pen to write with while it's already in your pocket.
4. Looking for your phone while talking on it and not realizing it's in your hand.
To keep a keen eye on, to watch very closely.
You better keep a pitch eye on him. He's inching toward the door.
Another way to say please be advised.
Clap eyes on this attachment.
When you're doing your make up and one eye turns out better than the other. The bad eye is what's known as a 'derpy eye'.
I swear no matter what I do, I cannot fix this derpy eye!
being on pcp while seeing people with cat eyes that are on an abandoned school bus
whoa, did you hear about the kid that pcp cat eye bus?
being on pcp while seeing people with cat eyes on an abandoned school bus
did you hear about the jhit that pcp cat eye bus?