our game has gone quite well!

An ironic thing to say when you have been developing a game, but you making embarrasingly slow progress for years

New Sonic Legends demo! Our game has gone quite well!

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pick me up foxy night game

1. a line from the opening theme to the anime Blue Seed.
2. bad japanese useage of english.
3. See engrish

pick me up foxy night game!!!!

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Greatest Video Games Of All Time

The world's greatest video games the gaming entertainment industry has to offer.

#5-Halo
#4-Sonic CD
#3-Super Metroid
#2-Super Mario World
#1-The Legand of Zelda: A Link to the Past

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pre-game theatre (tay-aht)

When you play a sport (e.g. basketball) at your highschool and you hook up (sexually) with a young lady friend some where in the school before the game.

Named after the French word for theatre where it is so easy to get laid in most schools.

I hit 20 tonight cause I got me a little pre-game theatre.

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Game Awards 2020

The Game Awards 2020 was horrible, The Last Of Us II won. As Gabe Newell canceled Half-life 3. They could at least chose Doom Eternal or Animal Crossing New Horizons and maybe even Half-life Alyx. But as In super smash bros, we got a new character sephiroth another sword character. But as of now I don't wanna talk about more of the Game awards 2020. I felt bad for Gabe Newell.

A friend: Hey! Have you seen the game awards!
me: I don't wanna talk about it.
A friend: Why not?
me: *Sniff* WHY COULDN'T HALF-LIFE ALYX WIN THE GAME AWARDS 2020!?!?

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don't hate the player hate the game

What I, or some of us say when a your sweetness found out thinks aren't so sweet..

Girl: What the f!ck are you messing around with that five dollar tittie girl

Me: He honey listen,

don't hate the player hate the game

Me: Opens door, giving the same kiss she will never forget, and say "Call you beautifull"

Me: Driving off with 220 Km/h, Music play's in the background " It's Seven O'Clock on the DOT, i'm in my Audi TT cruisin' the street" Calling the other one on THE list, the holy of holy's :

My phone!

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Greatest Video Games Of All Time

The greatest video game of all time is Super Mario Bros 3 for the NES. That's all there is to it.

Oh, biznatch! I just got a hammersuit!!

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