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John Hurt

a man who is constantly getting butt hurt

dont get so john hurt its just some rocks

by funnyjim101 October 2, 2017


boober john

The act of getting some head while dropping some stank in the tank.

"I was getting a boober john from that hoe with no teeth"

by IJR_SER November 7, 2007


Praise John

He is an ass licking lover that makes out with kush every day

He was being Praise John himself.

by askfduokasjdflas December 6, 2017


John The Bishop

Johnthebishop is an amazing twitch streamer who will read you bedtime stories if u ask nicely <3

Yo John The Bishop is an amazing twitch streamer

by Ethanoll hehe January 31, 2020


Famished John’s

Colloquialism for Australian fast food restaurant Hungry Jack’s

“Can we get some food on the way there? I’m craving some Famished John’s”

by loverama99 May 6, 2024


john roderick

The act of depriving your child of food for 6 hours, tweeting about it like you taught them a valuable lesson, doubling down on your racist tweets, then deleting your Twitter.

Dude, my kid didn’t know how to use a can opener so I totally pulled a John Roderick yesterday!

by Stuntotheclown January 4, 2021


John Muffler

A dude who be muffling johns, aka suckin dick

"Shut up Sam you just a lil john muffler"

by Nopyyy February 3, 2024