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When you get a head or body high while getting a blow-job from your girl.
"Hey, hold up, let me put some chaw in so it'll be a bus job!"
"Yeah man, I got the best buzz-job from Tiffany last night, she had a lip in too!"
A state of being a total dick whilst desperately searching for employment. Job madness is especially common among recent and soon to be college graduates who believe their future employment will come to define their life long level of success. Symptoms are similar to being hangry, however sufferers tend to look like massive cry babies for longer periods of time.
After graduating in 2008 I lost my entire family to job madness and I ultimately never found a job in my field.
Yes it's spelt Jonitor instead of Janitor. Instead of saying "let bro cook" you say "let the Jonitor do his job"
"what is bro yapping about??"
"Hold on let the Jonitor do his job"
A job that is posted by a company and/or recruiter with the intention of never filling the position. Some reasons for this include gathering resumes to "see what's out there" or to make it appear to the public that they are growing more than they actually are. More nefarious motives include harvesting people's personal data or using the job as part of a bait and switch, where people apply for one job but are instead directed towards another, usually less desirable, one during the interview process.
Fooled by another bait job. I applied for "Lead Software Developer" but was told at the interview I'd be a better fit for "Janitor."
A sand-job is when a girl takes a piece of sandpaper and then when in her hand proceeds to give you a hand job.
Damn that Sand-Job hurt like hell last night.
When you are getting oral sex from a female and she slides her middle finger into your ass, she hooks her finger then your pretty much fucked
I love when my wife gives me an Australian Hook Job..
Having a sexual intercourse with a premature human male
Cheer up, Reverend Bill! Think a nice little boy-job will change colours of your day!