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When in a club, and you look over at someone who's also looking back at you, you're playing "eye chicken". The "loser", then, would be the first one who looks away.
Women love a man who can win at eye chicken.
"Dude.. I'm totally playing eye chicken w/that hot brunette over there"
When you are so happy your eye starts watering.
Tom eye-jaculated as he said "I do" to his wife
The phrase "Gotta keep an eye for Selener" means to keep an eye out for fake people. Found by worldwide famous rapper Nicki Minaj, she quotes the phrase on a verse in the song "Beauty and thr Beat", collabing with Justin Bieber.
Ariana Grande: "Oh my god, Cardi was literally starting rumors about you..."
Nicki Minaj: "Gotta keep an eye for Selener..."
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toby has the prettiest blue eyes ever its not even funny :/ best way to describe them is if you gathered everything blue on planet earth and just mixed it in a pot, thats how blue his eyes are. beautiful.
bella: yo have you seen toby downs’s blue eyes?
literally everyone ever: yeah they’re really pretty
toby: lol no they’re not
bella: shut up toby yes they are
(Phrase): When someone Chunder Dragons while simultaneously giving a Golden Shower and a Cleveland Steamer.
“Damn, me and Stacy got wild last night and I attempted the rare Brown Eye Golden Dragon on her.”
The result of excessive anal straining , following a particularly strenuous session of attempting and succeeding to pass a stool with a girth that exceeds the maximum elasticity of one’s sphincter
Fuck sake , that was a whopper of a copper bolt I’ve just shat out …. My arsehole is sticking out like a watchmakers eye
This term is used when someone has pink eye.
"Gino Close Your Eyes" they told him.