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Homophobic girl who judges everyone and hates gay people.
jordan king hates gay people. she’s ugly too.
That guy at the house party who you just KNOW got the 🌲 and is willing to share his blessings.
"Son, you see that dude with long hair, longbeard, and kinda looks like Radagast from that Hobbit movie? He's King Stone, man 🙏🏼"
In the middle of the shitty county of King George, lays the waste of a building, refed to as KGHS. Where the kids are higher than the celling, the teachers "like" kids more than their spouses . Lastly the bathrooms are flooded with smoke during lunch
Bro: Dude do you go to King George High School?
Dude: yeah bro
Bro: Dude, that sucks
A fish who will swim upstream to his death. Also a terrible card player named Dan Kane who plays horrid hands in an attempt to swim to his death.
King Salmon Kane played 10 3 and despite his best efforts to lose managed to hit the world's dirtiest stright and defeat my set of 4's
The salty curtains of a woman's clam. They often give a fishy odour which may be repulsive to some but some people known as Fishermen spend their lives looking for the King Salmon. There has been one official sighting of the King Salmon by Alan Bleacher who preached of its leather like texture. It has been reported to be over 65 kilograms and is supposedly extremely baggy from extreme penetration from 4 black men at once. There is a crusty white covering over the rat infested hole. The surface is now toxic and melts anything that touches it making entry virtually impossible. A children's book has now been written titled "Where's Clammy" in whch you must find the glory hole on each page.
King Salmon once said, "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."
A man willing to bargain anything for the number 69.
There was once a man that made a deal with the Game master of a Table Top game. He offered his soul to win the game, "I will roll a d100 15 times, if I get a 69 I win the game" the man said, "I will accept that offer" said the GM. The man got the number 69 in 2 tries. I hereby declare you the King of the 69th Legion.