Meat Rug

Unshorn rug of hair on the pubis that may or may not obscure all or part of the man meat

John looked so sexy until I saw his penis was hidden in a meat rug.

Meat Clove

A meat clove is a mass of skin and lips that exist on the outside of a woman's vagina. Few women have a truely prominant meat clove, but the ones that do, are equipped with a unique but disgusting disposition. Also referred to as a "Roast Beef Clam"

Classic Meat Clove!

Meat Arm

Lyncuistic vernacular referring to one's penis. Can be used both singularly and in possessive forms, possessive usage being Meat Arm's

Oh God Cheryl! They thrust upon me with their Meat Arm's. My trepidation cannot be unquelched.

Sahara meat beat

To put sand Into a man's foreskin and jerk it.

Thank you for the lovely Sahara meat beat.

Multi meating

(Verb) The act of two men penetrating a woman. A sexual act.

"Wow did you see those guys multi meating that chick?!"

Meat Udder

An alternative name for a penis

I came home from school last Friday, and was greeted by my dad tugging his meat udder over a family photo of us, it was really disturbing.

Camel Meat

The same thing as a camel toe, except with a girl’s butt.

“Damn. That’s girl has some camel meat!”