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the funky spunky monkey is the act where a big bold black jazz artist slams his girl in a funky calm way and then ejaculates inside her vagina
girl : did you just funky spunky monkey?
guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )
girl : omg you're so thoughtful
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Relating back to old southern black slavery label black women who sat on porches and rock in rocking chairs with their black husband.
Molly: Of course he was young, but know he's a Alabama Porch Monkey
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While fucking your partner in the ass you reach up and start choking them until they turn blue. Then you cum on there face.
Last night I gave her a blue butt monkey because she talked back to me.
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taking a legless female to the park and fucking her while on the monkeybars. then after sexual satisfaction taking the wheelchair and her clothes with you and calling the cops to see her hanging off the monkey bars naked.
I hooked up with this crippled bitch last night an gave her the crippled monkey fuck at the park near my house. I video taped it, and u can see the cops taking turns with her instead of helping her.
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extra fat around the vagina. Most people think that just because you can see camel toe they think that the women are wearing too tight of jeans. Most the time that is NOT true. a lot of women just have extra fat protecting the goods.
For all you women out there that think that "Camel Toe" or having a "FatAzzMonkey" is gross when in certain clothing. Think again....Men go crazy goo goo gaga when they see a glimpse of that. It's a GREAT thing to have that. It's sexy!
I should know...My husband explained to me that men love a fat pussy then skinny one
Hey, check out that girl with that Fat Azz Monkey in those pants
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A two bit loser who refuses to get a job and would rather live off state subsidies and other handouts.
Also, an internal refernce used by AOL employees when referring to the AOL program.
That bitch drawing off welfare is nothing but a Half Assed Monkey.
Dammit I installed the Half Assed Monkey and it fucked up my computer!
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One who pulls ridiculous faces whilst under the influence of drugs such as E's, Coke, Speed etc.
Can be characterised by excessive jaw motion whilst hammering a piece of chewing gum, wide eyes and a streched out gob contorted into numerous positions.
Can also be used to refer to those smashed out of their tiny little trees on top quality skunk.
1. Look at that fellow, he's a gurning drug monkey...
2. We don't want to walk around Amserdam with a bunch of gurning drug monkeys
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