A boy/girl who effortlessly finds ways of chilling out and in whatever kind of situation he/she finds themselves in. Usually stays indoors, but has all kinds of cool stuff to do.
Guy: hey man is chris coming out to party on friday?
Guy2: Nah man, chris is stuck babysitting, he will be fine though...he's a chill king
That guy is such a Jack King, he tries to be white knight and yet gets cucked everyday by his imaginary asian girlfriend.
Lame dude who things he’s hot af but not really tho. Says they bring the mood/booze/goods/all of the above but they rarely, if ever, show up. Honestly sounds like the name of a dildo brand, but it’s fitting cause they’re usually fake dicks lol
Ex. Posts or reposts old club/happy hour pics to their story but actually sitting at home playing an EA 2k-something game or any other basic dude-bro activity
Bro, this party sucks. We should have invited Brad because he’s the vibe king. But dude hasn’t came out with us since that one night, always posting to the story tho :/
When a couple is fuckin' on the beach, the guy digs a small hole. the guy sticks his penis in the hole, and then he puts it back into the girl, in whichever hole he seems fit.
hey man, u ever heard of a rusty king scorpion.
yeah, i did it to your mom last night.
were in south dakota.
...fuck you
Known as the king of Get TUPP/ Shut TUPP
There only one king TUPP in the world
Dymire king TUPP bradham
A reference to the one true Adam, SquidSlayer, SkyDoesMinecraft
Idk not important... butter king
really cool like super epic and awesome
doctor king schultz sucked my toes