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When your finally all alone and you can let a đź’¨.
Dude 1: Dude I need to go it’s almost time for boom boom time 💥.
Dude 2: TMI BRO!
The White People Time Delusion is a common condition among white people. Some will say that they will start running on Black People Time, but this is not correct.
Usually under this affliction, white people will arrive at WHATEVER THE FUCK time they want, even if the time they are to arrive on is very important. For example, a graduation, funeral, party, their own fucking funeral, you name it.
Also, white people will commonly be angry at YOU for being mad at them for arriving at whatever fucking time they please.
To note: No. They are never just "five minutes away." That is part of the delusion.
"It's 3:30... Mom just got here. She has to have the White People Time Delusion. She was supposed to be here at noon."
...
"Yesterday."
The position where a person is kneeling in front of a standing man while giving head, and withdraws away from the penis with their mouth open and tongue out waiting for the ejaculation..
Man! Your girlfriend looked so cute in the baby bird feeding time last night!
When you jack off your wong using tongs
Derived from: Twong
I wanted to hang out with Bryan but he found a new masturbation technique called Funny Wongy Tongy Time after he visited the tool section of the store.
*Mom* Are y’all ready for chitwood family fun time!?
*Everyone* Why are you doing this to us!!!!!
A moment in your life that signifies an impactful yet slightly traumatic event that had an overall beneficial affect to your character arch.
“Hey Mau, how are you feeling?” “Considering I was just attacked by 12 Starving African children for my pizza scraps, I’m ok.” “Damn that’s intense” “Yeah. Reminds me of My Times in the Rice Fields”
A nuclear bomb wrapped in a teddy bear. Figuratively speaking, it is someone who bottles all of their feelings inside over the course of several weeks and even months before finally letting it all out without warning, sometimes on people that had nothing to do with their misfortunes or shortcomings. You may never see it coming too, because they could appear to completely fine until one day you or someone else does something to piss them off. The slightest offense to that individual could incur their wrath (whether that's verbal abuse or physical harm), surprising everyone around them due to the behavior appearing out of nowhere (they may even take the person's side since they don't understand the whole story). It is best to stay as far away from them as possible, so that you don't get caught up in the mushroom cloud as well. People like that can be very dangerous if handled the wrong way.
*Lunch period in High School*
Chad: "I wouldn't mess with him if I were you, that guy just got released from juvie last month. That guy is like a teddy bear time bomb.”
Trevor: (Laughs at Chad) “A what? You watch too much t.v. man. What does that even mean?”
Chad: “I’m serious dude, I heard he had to be relocated once after almost stabbing one of the inmates with a broken toothbrush. It took three security guards to hold him down. Ever since that day he’s been quiet and keeps to himself, who knows what might happen, he could be some kind of psycho now.”
Trevor: *Ignores Chad and continues to approach the guy anyways*
*Gets beat up*
Juvie Kid: “You want a piece of me too?!”
Chad: *Nervously shakes his head*