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When you take a bong hit and blow it up a woman's vagina and she queefs it out when you're eating her pussy
Some stoners don't like smoked fish, some do
Fish. Acronym for "Fuck it, Shit happens." A sort of 21st century Hakuna Matata.
*shit happens*
*everyone whines*
Bob applies the fish principle: "Oh well. Fuck it, shit happens."
*bob moves on with his life, happy and not worried about whatever happened."
*everyone else keeps whining*
Noun:
The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.
"I used to have a bad case of porch pirates until my neighborhood started porch fishing. After that it cleared right up. Thanks porchfishing.org!"
"Going Porch Fishing? Don't forget to buy some shit at PorchFishing.org'
The act of eating a fishy/smelly vagina while dreaching tartar sauce over her lady parts.
Man, last night that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her Jone's Fish and chips!
A person who uses phone filters in order to alter their appearance greatly, to deceive another person into thinking they look a lot better than they do.
From her pics I thought she was going to be fine, but when I saw her in person, her ugly ass turned out to be a gefilter fish
When You're taking a dump and it falls into the water creating a splash that hits you in the ass. Eww
I was shittin last night and got hit with a fish jumper right on the ass cheek.
When you are from the UK but not London, but you put on an accent/act like you are from south east London for clout
Katie: ah yes I love Peckham, all the best venues are there
Tabitha: swear you’re from Walsall? Or have you been London-fishing me this whole time?!
Katie: ...