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When a person called Eli sucks your dick BUT ONLY THE TIP then waits to swallow the cum and regurgitate it out onto his sexy body
1. I got an Eli-Job yesterday it was lit
2. Yo wanna get down to an Eli-Job?
Pusstitassma job: When a women flexible enough to bring her mouth close to her vagina and put her breasts over her pubic area fellatios the tip of a person's penis, while the penis makes contact with the vagina, breasts, buttocks, and mouth, it is called a Pusstitassma job.
"She gave john an amazing Pusstitassma job"
"The female yoga instructor is very skilled at Pusstitassma jobs"
Fart under the blanket. Hold it under there until your partner slips under and starts sucking your meat.
Dude I didn’t know Brian had snuck into my room, I dropped my guts and then copped a Dutch blow job.
A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.
My girlfriend is the queen of the peanut butter blow job.
The act of bringing someone to climax using an open hand patting their genitals over their clothing.
Who's a guy gotta give a pat job to in order to get into this club?
Under the blanket, over the pants, he came with a pat job in the movie theater.
guy who unfortunately died of ligma. some people dont know who he is
Gary: Did you hear Steve Jobs died of ligma?
Kyle: who is steve jobs?
Gary: Kyle you idiot
A dead body lying in Apple Park who is already dead in 2011 lol bruhhhhhh and invited a fucking small iPhone 4s and ugly iPhone 3gs and shity big iPad just like a shity big iPhone
and Steve Jobs created many fucking stubid apple fans as they are brainless and buying fucking overpriced stuffs
Guy A: look, he just like one of the Steve Jobs fans
Guy B: pqlmn I love apple iPhone Android is shit rjvbzx