meat strat

the polite way to alert your peers to the beginning of a meeting for school

hey guys meat strat for chemistry

meat groans

The groans one emits when seeing or thinking about a desirable meat.

Person 1: Mmm, bacon.

Person 2: Dude, now is not the time to be letting out meat groans. We're at a funeral!

chapel meat

The tool a priest uses to engage young choir boys

The priest took the young choir boys behind the bike shed and enlightened them with his chapel meat.

Meat hoarder

A girl who tries sleep with every guy, so that other women can't get any of their meat.

Sandy is such a meat hoarder, nobody is getting laid if she is around.

Meat out of the freezer

When one unexpectedly ends an act of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.

Preston was quite surprised when Chandler pulled the meat out of the freezer.

Seasoned meat

When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.

Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body

Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.

Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.

Meat Head

A narcissist person, generally males, who are into aesthetics. A meat head usually cannot help but look at their reflection any chance they get. Meat heads are usually insecure and feel the need to put others down to feel better about them. They lack morals and common sense. These people feel as if they were someone to idolize and feel they are better than anyone else. Meat heads are usually jerks to women. Meat heads are very immature and self-centered. They care about no one else but themselves and do not care who they hurt as long as they get what they want.

Meat head: "Aye bro, dare me to get at this guy's girl."