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Someone that would have been better off being shot into a wad of tolet paper rather than inside their mothers crotch.
Brandon is nothin but a glorified nut rub
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Running from a fight, backing down from a brawl.
"He dropped his nuts when he saw how big we were"
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when ur irish and ur dick smells like potatoes cuz thats all irish people eat, also these nuts are usually small and wrinkly
ryan miller has potatoe nuts
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When you nut on to a black person's Kentucky Fried Chicken. After you consume the KFC, left over nut and chicken grease will be pumped into your mouth
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nigga i just finger nutting Good at my grand dog's circumcision
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The art of a Tallahassee nut job has been the objective of all females since its invention in 2019. It conaists of a lady perferably a beutiful one with beutiful eyes a nice smile and a gorgeous set of double d's jacking you off then just pefore climax yelling "Tallahasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and putting her finger up in the air before thrusting it into your asshole and continuing to thrust the shit put pf ypur asshole with her finger as you weep " Mr.Harlooooooooffffffff"
Jimmy: Ever heard of a Tallahassee nut job!
Jenny: Yeah I did it to my boyfriend last night
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When you jerk of and you can see the cum shot only for it to disappear when you try to clean it up
When jack was wanking he expiriebced an X Files Nut
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