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a way of making a guy look you deep into the eye in order to get laid
By pretending something is wrong with your contact lenses
Susie: „ I really need to laid tonight“
Jessica: „Just Hannah eye him, they are so predictable.“
The act of squatting on a person's face and defecating directly upon their eyeball.
Hey Loren, you want another pickled pink-eye or was one enough?
To witness.
Billy was riding his bike home from soccer practice with his brother Walter. They see a mugging in an alley they normally cut through to save time and turn around to flee.
Billy says to Walter, "I'm catching that on eye... poor guy. Hopefully there was a camera!" as they race home in fear.
How was your night Aaron? “Horrible, my girl gave me a foggy glass eye.”
When you're getting head and smash one ball into her eye.
I gave Angela a Guatemalan eye patch for her birthday.
Verb. To needlessly ask questions while at the same time unable to absorb or understand the answers.
"Why is it that whenever there is a problem, he blind-eye Jacksons me until I have to solve it myself?"
"Will you stop blind-eye Jacksoning me and just listen!?!"
"I tried to tell him how to fix his computer, but he blind-eye Jacksoned so much yesterday that I just got frustrated and hung up."
Bluish discoloration of one eye after being forced to sleep on the couch, after a disagreement
Yo man, did you get in a fight with you woman, looks like you got a bad case of the couch eye