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Mouth penis

a. The fleshy, movable, muscular organ, attached in most vertebrates to the floor of the mouth, that is the principal organ of taste, an aid in chewing and swallowing, and, in humans, an important organ of speech.

b. tongue

Please shit on my mouth penis

by Kronica April 1, 2010

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penis jive

One of the many phrases George Hoefer has created out of insane loser-dome, this phrase in particular refers to George's (homo)sexual orientation.

George is all about the penis jive.

by Caley Hughes March 9, 2005

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shake penis

To hang out and flirt with a group of girls. See if any of them like what you've got to offer.

"All the booze is gone.. you wanna go try and find another party? or we could just stay here and shake penis."

by gusthegoat2302 October 30, 2009

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Swedish Penis Pump

When you are having anal sex with a woman and she farts, having the same effect as a penis pump but with gas rather than air

"My penis was huge to begin with but then my girlfriend gave me a swedish penis pump and it got even bigger!"

by reediculuss October 3, 2006

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penis wrinkle

an in sult or a malfuntoin of the male reprodutoin organ.

josh said....."look me in the eyes and keep a straight face".......penis wrinkle!

by kyle March 23, 2005

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Penis Wrench

Jono Coleman being buggered by a donkey with a duck giving him pleasure at the same time

The time he went to Peterborough and asked a donkey if he do it with him and madonna. The donkey said no to madonna and yes to him. The donkeys mate the duck felt left out so they said he could join the que at the front. The duck didnt want to stop and still had his manhood clenched between his beaks when he ran off. And that is how penis wrench came about. PS. I was there too








by Nathan Parker May 16, 2003

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your penis is gay

The ultimate insult

your penis is gay

by ItsNzsty December 8, 2020

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