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Lamb Job

Licking the smegma off your man's soft dick, whomst homes a fluffy pubic bush.

'How was your night Mary?'
"My husband just came back from working in Burra, he was so exhausted only had time for a lamb job"

by Woofsbah October 8, 2022


river job

Rubbing ones penis between the lips of the vagina laterally without any penetration. Basically, put the hot dog in the bun.

That river job he gave me made me ooze vaginal fluid.

by rrrrjjjj September 10, 2011


Flim Job

slapping a limp dick on a vagina

william gave her a flim job

by MisterSisterFister December 30, 2016


TJ (trench job)

Russian soldiers have oral sex on the front line.

Ivan was caught giving Boris a TJ (trench job)in the bunker.

by Watch dog October 8, 2022


Blow job rooster

A girlfriend, boyfriend, or sexual partner who wakes you up by performing fellatio (dome, blow job, sucking D) on you.

Damn, you're lucky af! I wish I had a blow job rooster, I wake up hard anyway.

by NMLobokid September 25, 2016


Jobs-on

Adjective describing the excitement experienced by Apple Fanboys when adding further apple trinkets to their lives.

Oh Man, I got my Macbook pro, Airport Extreme, Airport Express running airplay off my iPad 2.... I got to iMessage my friends.....

"DUDE I TOTALLY GOT A JOBS-ON"....
"YOU SHOULD JOB OFF THEN"

by damaxta November 29, 2011


eve jobs

Incredibly beautiful, sweet and lovely all the way around. Never let this person go.

Wow. Did you meet eve jobs. She is so smart and beautiful.

by silentsilence August 12, 2023