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the best place for idiots to go to las cruces and get fucked up. Also this is where cristain lost his virginity to a biker.
new mexico state university is christain's new favorite place!
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When a group of elderly nudists get together in the basement of Barns and Nobles, in order to discuss future films featuring their beloved hero, Tony Danza.
Hey Tom, if some naked guy asks you to go to a New Jersey Drum circle with them say "no".
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A reference to a female that has the same odour of Elk. The New Guninea Couch Elk can mostly be found eating while watching tv on the sofa. They sleep most of the day and feed during the late night hours.
I walked into the room and there before me sat the largest New Guinea Couch Elk I had ever seen.
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If you don't quit looking at my wife's hooters dude, I'm gonna tear you a new pronto.
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The slutty girls in New Jersey think it is attractive to scrunch their hair and make it curly and hard like hay. They also use a blow dryer in this process which fries the hair and makes it very damaged.
What is up with your hair, you don't pull off the New Jersey whore hair.
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a person that gets no head, no girls, and no wins
cool rangers fan: haha we swept the islanders again!
dude 8: cool bro!
new york islander fan: my wife hasn’t touched me since 1972
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The Facebook Nation News Network, or the FNNN, provides the latest news of what's happening in the world via your Facebook news feed. It is constantly updating with the latest news covering a variety of topics.
"I just found out that Steve Jobs died from the Facebook Nation News Network!"
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