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Tonka Truck dick (T²d)

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.

Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).

by Lil2high July 21, 2024

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Sin-d-ler

one who has a highlighter head

"what is that?"
"its the sun"
"a light-bulb"
"nah man its sindler"

by sdjaf June 1, 2003


D Outline Sás

The outline made thought mans underwear when a man grabs his junk.

When I was grabbing myself my friend said man that is a big D Outline Sás!!!

by Nick02306 December 9, 2015


d Anthony's smelly piece

The immortal god D'Anthony plays soccer for saltfleet and is a god at it and shorty taming, But after early soccer pratise in the morning D'Anthonys shlong gets super smelly and u can smell it from miles away. His shorties notice it and taste it when they run bare top later that night after they go on dates.

sarahar: d anthonys cock is bare smelly when i run top i can smell it from miles away

maddy cooper: its d Anthony's smelly piece

by Mandemwalahibucktee December 13, 2018

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Thunder-D

The Dick responsible for an epic fuck session that leaves the participants wondering, ‘What the fuck just happened”!!

When Larry received Margaret’s Venmo for rent, he was delighted that , “For bringing the Thunder-D“ was in the memo line.

by SuperFoxx March 17, 2022


a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

this is the american alphabet for my 3 yr olds

The word a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z means hello

by psuedyon November 22, 2022


any "D" audio

audio that feels like it spins around your head when you wear headphones, no matter how big of a number you add it's always gonna sound like it's spinning, they all are mostly the same, with audio from "24D Audio" being an exception..
literally the most easy way to get views on youtube just for running it through some shitty audio converter
it was a hit in 2019!

"WOAH BRO HAVE YOU HEARD OF 101001101020210292919093D AUDIO??? IT'S LIKE YOU'RE HEARING A WHOLE NEW-"
"Please stop."
"BUT BRO-"
"any "D" audio is just clickbait but for your ears"

by banflimflam September 28, 2022