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right before you are about to cum, tell the bitch to kneel in front of a fan, then blow your load into the back of the fan and watch it spray all over that ho!
Let me borrow your fan so i can give this chic a Chi Town Cum Shot
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YDFC:- Young dumb full of cum
Young guys who act idiots doing stupid things often still virgins
A young guy often describing himself as being stupid n horny
That guy over there showing off to that young girl is young dumb full of cum.
I'm young dumb and full of cum
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An extremely advanced sex technique that was banned in 19 countries by the Geneva Convention and remains today as one of the most powerful and notorious sex moves history
Double Cum Bubble Prod is when you mold your pre-cum into two separate bubbles on the tip of you cock than you push you dick against her cunt, but you do NOT penetrate.
If you keep prodding repeatedly and you will always cum last :D
The reason its so powerful is because the girl will prepare to be penetrated but it wont come. If you keep doing it she will keep preparing and keep going and going. This is extremely exhausting for her and the technique is primarily used to weaken her so you can be better in bed
However it was banned because the consequence can be dire. Continued usage can cause serious damage to her ass and may eventually cause severe sex problems in the next 16 years.
It can also be used to punish her and shit thats why it was banned
But besides that its a sick way to get that shit pumped, baby
DUDE 1: Bro one of my mentors taught me how to do the Double Cum Bubble Prod man
she was like -_- O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O
DUDE 2: Dude thats not cool she was probably hurt man
DUDE 1: Nah Im just pumping that shit homie
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one who prior to ejaculation takes the cock out of the ass and shoots him cum shot into the mouth of the homosexual hes performing intercourse with and makes them gargle the semen they just blew into their mouth. After the gargling is through the homosexual swallows the load. The homosexual usually involved is named Kevin Gauthier
Tim: Hey do you know any cum guzzling anal queens
Dylan: Yeah its Kevin Gauthier
Tim:O how so?
Dylan: I know a guy who said he was looking for a fat shit that he could get to guzzle his cum and Kevin offered with excitement.
Tim:What did they do?
Dylan: Well the guy said he was having anal intercourse with Kevin and with joy he asked him to blow his load in Kevin's mouth and while the load was in Kevin's mouth he gargled with joy and then swallowed the load and enjoyed every swimmer that trickled down his throat.
Tim: That sounds amazing!
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Seen when a small glob of hot glue that comes out when the hot glue gun has become hot enough. Often not expected and leaves a mess on the counter.
Damn it, I was trying to fix my camera today and the hot glue pre-cum got all over the table.
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Edge yourself multiple times per day, for atleast 6 months, slapping your balls full force afterwards each time. When you finally allow yourself to climax, do it into a large pit (atleast 10M/30M/30M (D/W/L)). Then place multiple fish into your personal Cum Sea. The PH level of your aged Teste Tea will cause these poor creatures to mutate into mighty beasts. The animals spawned from your Milky Ocean will trump those found anywhere else in the world, and will be Certified Freaks, obeying all your Aquatic Sexual Whims. Strong probability they will look like Buddy.
One of the Fish in Buddy's Cum Lake looked just like Buddy! You already kno I had to mash that thangs box!
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