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Something teenage girls use as an excuse when really there going to give a blow job to somone
Hey mom im going shopping with friends
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a regular female companion with whom a person has a sexual relationship, the female friend of a woman, the girl you have sex with and be loyal to.
My Girl-friend and I had sex last week.
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The amount of photos a man can look at his friends lady's Facebook.
All the man can do is look through the profiles pictures of his friends lady once and that is all.
1: dude I looked through your lady's pictures like 5 times last night!
2: bro you can't do that, that's against the lady friend creep law!
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When you have no friends and you have to sit alone at lunch and break
Ew Why does Becky have no friends
When you have no friends
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A guy friend who is more than a friend but not to the point of a best guy friend
I have a semi best guy friend
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This is a day where you call a bitch out and post them, or you just drop them. This day is especially made for those in your life that seem like they're never happy when you're happy. The listed date is January 1st
"Hey, its January 1st, who are you gonna post?"
What's on January 1st?
"National Fake Friends Day!"
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When your best friends ex is tryna fuck, but you don't feel like being compared to them in bed, possibly ending the friendship
"Hey your ex Joe tried to smash yesterday, I best friend zoned his ass."
"Good, he's got bad dick anyway."
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