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you + Sister = sex
Sex = a good time
ME and sister say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh im cooooming!!!!!!!!!!!!
a good time is when you hear your parens claping
Something that is sometimes advertised on a bathroom wall by stating that you can have one if you call a certain phone number
For a good time, call ______.
An expression that claims the Morning is very Good, instead of just good.
Person 1: "Very good morning my friend"
person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "It's An expression that claims the Morning is very Good, instead of just good."
person 2: "Very Thank you for explaining this to me my friend"
Person 1: "what?"
One better than gold.
Queensland Castlemaine Brewery brew XXXX Gold (Midstrength) and XXXX Bitter (Heavy).
Therefore, if you're not a pussy drink-wise, Good as bitter is one better than gold.
Guy 1: How'd your assignment go man?
Guy 2: Good as Bitter dude
When you get that great bud, smoke, or hooch that is the best, the VERY BEST, a cut above the rest, especially
when it is totally 100% cherry, that'll set you flying into the IONOSPHERE it's so mind-blowing great.
Bro #1 (exhausted yet pleased): Hooo, shit, man... what a night!
Bro #2 (curious): What's up with you, man?
Bro #1 (pleased): Last night a friend of mine got me some bud from Aspen a guy was growing
in his house. I mean, it was completely grown with all natural fertilizer, mountain soil, I mean
the whole nine yards, all in his basement! All pure! No bug spray or anything!!
Bro #2 (astounded): Holy shit, man... how was it?
Bro #1 (stoked): Man, that bud was so pure, it had me zooming around those communication satellites I was high!
Bro #2 (amazed): Oh, fuuuuuck... still got some or did you smoke it all?
Bro #1: Uh-uh, no way, Bro! I rolled a few ahead of time before I smoked that first one! (Hands Bro #2 a joint.) Try it out.
-----------A FEW HOURS LATER...------------------
Bro #2 (high and happy as hell): Holy shit, man! Now THAT... is that GOOD shit, bro! Whooooo!
Bro #1 (laughing): I know right?
Bro #2 (giddy): Shiiiiiit... we better hold off on these for a while... don't wanna waste these puffs until we
get some more! That is high-quality bud... man, you want to get some eats?
Bro #1 (stoked): Yeah, man... I got the munchies so bad, I'd make PAC-MAN look like a picky eater!
Bro #2 (agreeing): Let's go to the Arches or the Bell. Think the Hut's open?
Bro #1: If it is, I think three or four pies will do. Already had some of that Bell... got me farting like goddamn!
Bro #2: Thanks for the warning... avoid the Bell.
Interior decoration of mechanical perfection, lacking all life or connection to its owner. Furniture that you don't dare use, since actual use would destroy the design effect.
My aunt's house was furnished in ghastly good taste. She had plastic slipcovers on all the furniture so that we children wouldn't actually contact the fancy upholstery, and plastic runners on the carpets.