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P1: I can make N straight
P2: she’s dating J tho
P1: so?
P2: dude your a guy and she’s lesbian and she Alr found sum1
P1: whatever
J + N is a relationship that will last 4ever, no matter how much fights no matter how much yelling, these 2 will always love each other till the day they die.
After a male sticks finger in clitirous, he takes it out, takes a big whiff and then wipes the juice on the females thigh.
Oi Harls, is it true that he did a sniff n wipe.
Next time, make sure he doesnt pull a sniff n wipe!
It means you have an extreme sexual obsession with ficcional characters from the Plants Vs Zombies franchise, usually the sunflower.
"Dude, have you seen Matthew's new profile picture? He is doing the rock n' roll hand sign! I'm never letting him inside my garden ever again"
When a guy cums inside a fine girl with the intentions of getting her pregnant that way she will have to stay with him.
Dude, Adriana Lima is so fine, if I ever get to fuck then you know I'm gonna Bust N' Cuff.
He said "b nb vvbbvgbbbb b n nnn,;./ mmnm" These are wise words from a 2 year old.
A convenience store in a rough part of town where shots ring out on the regular.
I was goin’ to get some smokes and beer at the Shoot-n-scoot when Dray shot the manager for not opening the money drawer quick enough.
After 57 years of good taste, we're saying goodbye.
They say all good things must come to an end, and so it goes with Gold n Soft. Ever since the brand was born back in 1966, it’s earned devoted fans everywhere. Thanks for saving us a place at your table for over five decades’ worth of breakfasts, lunches, snacks and dinners. While this is goodbye, we hope you keep spreading the love!