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A joke response when asked what should be done with an object, usually something fairly obvious
“Hey where do I hang my jacket?”
“Why don’t you wave it over your head and scream like a chicken”
The secret of the universe. All will be understood when the phrase is mentioned.
Sitting around discussing all of life’s problems, someone exclaims “don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water”. Suddenly everyone understands everything. A true ah-ha moment.
What a woman typically says to her husband when her lips begin to hang.
Man- Honey, your lips are loose.
Wife- It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken
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i had sex with ur mom last night
i really did
barack obama green bean casserole with chicken nuggets and milk
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the most extreme insult of all time, an insult more powerful than the "no u" insult. use these words carefully, as whoever you're directing this to might die a violent, bloody, painful death.
be sure to immediately scream this insult as loud as you can after you hear 'no u' to prevent your own death.
kid: "HAHAHAHAH ur mum gay lol"
kid2: "no u-"
kid: "BOZO STUPID ASS BOGAY SIAO CHICKEN NUGGET!!!!!!!!!!!!"
kid2: *dies in a way too painful to describe. very bloody and messy.*
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Boy I hate him, turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch!
An insult calling someone this is very mean bc you are comparing them to frozen junks of horse meat
chicken nugget from the price chopper freezer section
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