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A person (typically male) who has exhibited all the qualities of a party animal, and who, perhaps, plays the steel pan.
Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
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one who has a highlighter head
"what is that?"
"its the sun"
"a light-bulb"
"nah man its sindler"
The outline made thought mans underwear when a man grabs his junk.
When I was grabbing myself my friend said man that is a big D Outline Sás!!!
The immortal god D'Anthony plays soccer for saltfleet and is a god at it and shorty taming, But after early soccer pratise in the morning D'Anthonys shlong gets super smelly and u can smell it from miles away. His shorties notice it and taste it when they run bare top later that night after they go on dates.
sarahar: d anthonys cock is bare smelly when i run top i can smell it from miles away
maddy cooper: its d Anthony's smelly piece
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The Dick responsible for an epic fuck session that leaves the participants wondering, ‘What the fuck just happened”!!
When Larry received Margaret’s Venmo for rent, he was delighted that , “For bringing the Thunder-D“ was in the memo line.
this is the american alphabet for my 3 yr olds
The word a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z means hello