Friend Job

When someone gives a blowjob to keep them as a friend.

I know that you don't like me right now, but if I give you a friend job can we still be friends

Friend Job

Its a Blow Job from a female friend that she insisted to give without being in a relationship or there being any costs

Yo i was at this girls house ad she gave me a friend job

Job Done

1. Someone that successfully gets the Job Done

Example: Uber simply doesn't get the Job Done

Example: Pluto and Lu are the only niggaz getting the Job Done

Cramp Job

When you jerk off and get a cramp

Tim-I was watchin porn and gave myself a cramp job

Buzz-job

When you get a head or body high while getting a blow-job from your girl.

"Hey, hold up, let me put some chaw in so it'll be a bus job!"
"Yeah man, I got the best buzz-job from Tiffany last night, she had a lip in too!"

Job Madness

A state of being a total dick whilst desperately searching for employment. Job madness is especially common among recent and soon to be college graduates who believe their future employment will come to define their life long level of success. Symptoms are similar to being hangry, however sufferers tend to look like massive cry babies for longer periods of time.

After graduating in 2008 I lost my entire family to job madness and I ultimately never found a job in my field.

Korean nose job

When a Korean female snorts a line of cocaine of a mans penis while sucking his dick

Guy1: bro Kim gave me a Korean nose job last night now my dick tickles

Guy2: bro I want a chink like that