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When you go balls deep on a girl and you park your nuts on her rant. Or when she deep throats you and you park your nuts on her chin
Guy 1: Dude I went on a date! Guy 2: How did it go, did you park your nuts!
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The amount of strokes it takes to nut
Dude I was pumpin ma sausage last night and I found out my stroke to nut ratio!!!!
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Usually a guy who has been through a lot making them superior in bed with ladies but not so great making babies, which makes them the happiest males.
That man with one nut looks so much happier than I feel.
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When Saying "Holy Shit" losses its Bite You say, "Holy Fuck Nut" to throw people off and when your surprised.
GF:...I'm Pregnant...
BF: Holy Fuck Nut! You serious!?
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One nut wonder just passed by us.
(Aidon Smith)
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Ejaculating without an erection
I was jerking it and I couldn't get a boner but I pounded out a wet noodle nut anyway
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From 1st of December till 31st of December you have to bust a nut every day
Bro all nut December has started we have to bust a nut every day but I can’t fail failing is for losers
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