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When someone sucks on your weenus (the loose skin on elbow) in a steamy makeout.
“Hey Joe, can I give you a fan job?” -Stephanie
“Hell yeah!” -Joe
The act of placing ones mouth around the head of a penis and blowing forcefully. There is no up or down or forward motion, just a firm, steady stream of breath being blown directly on to the rim of the penis head, aka the "flange".
Did you hear about Huffman? He gives the best Logan flange jobs ever!
In a Teppanyaki act, the cook bounces the spinning egg off of his knee and proceeds catch the egg back on the spatula
“That was a great knee job that guy pulled off the other day”
n. A flash job is very similar to a blowjob however it is done quickly to avoid bein caught. Can also be considered a "quicky."
Jessica gave me a flash job last night behind the Walgreens.
Tricking a Pfizer Employee into spilling company secrets thinking he will get a blow job
Employees : DO Not Fall for the whistle blow job, reporters are trying to get our secrets
When a huge rat gnaw's a stinky pussy
Ewe, someone just gave her a stein job
When you split a Costco Chicken bake, shove on half up your ass, then the other on your dick. From there your girl will eat it off for full effect.
Dude what did you do with that girl? It sounded like it hurt.
Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.
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