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I would have a slumber party in her basement.
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A Christmas party that was attended by some invited politicians and civil servants in a government building, when the country was under a lockdown, or under strict Covid rules—they needed to bring along their own spirits and snacks to avoid any suspicion of breaking the rules they had enacted for the nation to follow, if they were not attending the event virtually.
Guesstimate how many government officials in the UK took part in a Boris Xmas Party in 2020.
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my friends were all hanging out with a girl and she said she didnt mind tea bagging..and they couldn't wait for their turn and so they all scrambled to see how many "tea bags" they could fit into her mouth....she got up into the wrold records cause she fit seven! so legend records this event as the boston tea party!!
dude...weren't you one of the founding fathers at the boston tea party?! your famous! how did u do it?
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This occurs when a proud new home buyer throws a party in celebration of their new home purchase. One of the patrons (after explaining what a beautiful home it is) then excuses himself to the upstairs quarters bathroom, removes the upper lid of the toilet and procedes to defecate in the upper tank.
James: Hey Joey, I heard that lib (liberal)yaley (yale graduate) dr and his wife just bought a monsterous energy consuming home after constantly telling others to be eco-friendly. Can you believe this twinky eating lib!?
Joey: What an a-hole, we should go housewarming party up topper on em.....teach this tree hugger a lesson...
James: Great idea! toppy!
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A death caused by drug overdose, or an extremely adverse effect to the consumption of narcotics, oftern resulting in seizure or involuntary convulsions.
"We thought he was just having a grimmer but it turns out he was heading for a River Pheonix Foam Party"
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The West Virginia Swinger Party is when a family of West Virginia natives hold a family reunion, and then proceed to the sexy time.
Dude my buddy let me go with him to a West Virginia Swinger Party. It was like a trainwreck...I couldn't look away.
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"Hey dude, you wanna go party with those goons. I heard its a real big goon party!"
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