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Islam Penis Cheese

Islam Jizz

Muhammadโ€™s Islam Penis Cheese was tasty.

by June 7, 2021

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small penis car

Derogatory word applied to a vehicle used by a guy that wishes he can afford to drive those so-called "small penis vehicles" (vehicles that seemingly are overcompensating for a guy's "under-endowment." Examples include but are not limited to: fancy sports cars, and large trucks such as F350s that are raised with a set of over-sized tires). He may also be likely doing this to make himself feel better about his small penis.

I think it's funny that poor people always dismiss men that drive nice cars by saying they must be compensating... you can apply it to any car - Mercedes? small penis car. Corvette? Small penis. F-350? Small penis... But hey, I'd be insecure if I drove a Corolla too.

by The Real Master Chief May 28, 2013

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soft shell penis

a limp penis covered by a condom.

I was all ready to go but I couldn't get more than a soft shell penis!

by Andy De October 10, 2006

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Guacamole Nigga Penis

Specifically a term that is describing a niggers dick with guacamole on it . Sounds pretty disgusting, but it is actually pretty tasty.. mmmm

Oh my! That was one tasty Guacamole Nigga Penis !! YUMMY !

by Lil Beanerr March 30, 2019

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EMU Penis Tower

The large phallic tower at the center of Eastern Michigan University's campus has the following meanings (1) to apprise all future graduates that they are fucked for attending such a second rate university, and (2) as an affirmation to the community and world at large that most EMU graduates are in fact gay and/or bi-sexual.

Yo Andrew did you see the EMU Penis Tower at the center of campus? Yea, I was going to try to suck it, but I just used the glory hole at the YMCA instead.

by The Real Kenny Powers October 7, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ice Cream Penis

A male reproductive organ (penis) belonging to a biracial individual, causing the shaft of the penis to be two distinctly different colors. In most cases, this will mean that the lower part of the shaft is much darker than the top.

He sent me a picture in black and white to hide the fact that he has an Ice Cream Penis.

by Needledickk May 25, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gas Tank Penis

A penis the size of a hugeee gas tank

also called just "GTP"

Joe: H000LY SH111T!!one1!! this porn is like soo good!
Dan: L0L. dat nigga has that GTP. all day, for life.
Desmond: GTP?!?
Dan + Joe: GAS TANK PENIS

by Bethekingdom April 5, 2011

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