thats what ur dad said

An akward comment, that combines the phrase "ur mom" and "thats what he said", but flips the "mom" part to "dad"
usually said by someone who goes by the name katie

Jenn: God I really suck at this
Katie: Thats what ur dad said
Jenn: WTF is that
Monica: I know right (lauging)

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Men what is the equivalent of flowers to you

A typical quote used be people as a significant ploy for attention. This question gets posted by depressed and useless individuals on anonymous social media apps as they know it will get comments and make them feel recognized for once in their sad excuse of a life.

Hmm, nobody talks to me :( Oh wait, I have an idea! *goes on social media* “Men what is the equivalent of flowers to you”

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what-da-fuck song

A song that has a very strange meaning, and makes you ponder.

*the song "what's my name again" by blink 182 starts playing, a key example of a what-da-fuck song*
Jim: what the fuck?

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If thats what makes you sleep at night.

If thats what makes you sleep at night- Commonly used phrase to make peers nearby laugh. But mainly it means what your trying to say is impossible and would never happen.

Kid :"DUDE I CAN DUNK NOW"
Other Kid: "Yeah if thats what makes you sleep at night."
Other kids: "BHAHHAH"

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National boys do what they want month

January is the month where every guy gets to do everything he wants with a girl and the girl have to let him.

Her: hey! Why did u put ur hand on my pussy

Him: it's national boys do what they want month I'm allowed

Her: oh, okay! Why didn't u say that before?

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It's not what you've got, it's how you use it.

One of the go to phrases that women and gay men tell men of smaller to average penis endowment. This is to ensure that he does not feel insecure, especially before, during and after sex.

The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.

The one guy that I have been wanting sex with...the stars finally aligned and we were able to be alone and let nature take its course last night. Well I should know that somethings are too good to be true. The whole experience turned out to be a it's not what you've got, it's how you use it. Why is it everytime I tell a guy that I feel like I just told my daughter that there is no Santa..

fable white lie

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What f*kin McDonalds has a message

A word said when by a perplexed customer about a fast food establishment having an answering machine.

What f*kin McDonalds has a message? What do i say i want a burger tomorrow.

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