urban dictionary is useless

A fairly accurate statement for people who only wanted a regular online dictionary.

*A random person searches for an online dictionary*
*Sees urban dictionary and clicks through it*
*Searchs for the word*
*Ended up having meaningless definition*
*sighs*

'The Urban Dictionary is useless.'

Dictionaried

the feeling you get, when you're bored and just type shit into uran dictionary, and invent a definition of it.

I have nothing to do, so i will invent words... I'm feel so dictionaried.
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Person A: What's wrong
Person B: I'm so Dictionaried, that i'm sitting here and inventing shit on urban dictionary

stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses

just stop. it’s a dictionary, not a put your birthday saying its the coolest ever book.

“Dude I just made a definition for Apri-“
“stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses. this is called a dictionary for a reason.”

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Urban dictionary flattery

When you search your name on Urban Dictionary and get flattered because it’s written by people with the same name as you trying to compliment themselves

Steve: what does my name in Urban Dictionary mean
Dave: search it up
Steve: oh it says that im a hot male with 100 bitches, i totally agree
Dave: you my friend are suffering from Urban dictionary flattery

urban dictionary check point

greetings urban dictionary user ....................................................................................................................
you have reached the urban dictionary check point

take a break from the low iq of urban dictionary or all of the sex just wait at the urban dictionary check point

urban dictionary basketball asshole

I shoved a refrigerator up my ass

Urban dictionary basketball asshole

urban dictionary readers

Every person who reads, browses and makes articles in the website urbandictionary.com.

Article (or definition) makers in this website can be classified
in:

1.- 12/13/14 year olds who instead of giving a definition that explicate the whole and exquisit meaning of a word, give their own and personal definition based on their thoughts and personal point of view.
For example:

(Taken from an article about "emo girls")

-We emo girls don't cut our wrists because we dress like that-

These people lack knowledge about the word dictionary in urban dictionary.

2.- People who give a complete and redactated definition but just copy and paste a chunk of text from Wikipedia, Wikia or practically any informative website.

These people lack knowledge about the word urban in urban dictionary.

3.- People who respect and follow the whole concept of Urban dictionary but can't write anything longer than three miserable lines.
Usually found to be the kinds of definitons with over 6500 upvotes.

These people lack knowledge about redaction.

A: I stopped browsing urban dictionary because the urban dictionary readers suck.
B: damn straight.