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The act of jacking off your partner while vaping with your tits out in a theater.
*She leans over*
"Would you like a right-wing nut job?"
When a girl tickles your cock
This sorority girl led me to her basement, where she had a leather padded bondage table waiting for me. She strapped me, naked, into the four attached leather cuffs, placing my hands above my head and spreading my shackled feet at the foot of the table.
She began lightly tickling my cock and balls with her fingers. She slowly dragged her nails along my balls and shaft. She pulled out a riding crop that had a silk cloth attached to the end of it and began tickling my cock with it. She was activating nerves and pleasure centers that I didn't even know existed.
For several minutes, she continued teasing me with the soft silk cloth driving me crazy as it rubbed up and down and tickled my erection. The soft, smooth silk felt sooooo good on my cock. I was twitching and writhing against my restraints. I was about to have the best orgasm of my life... but then she stopped and tossed the riding crop to the ground!
I bucked and writhed in agony.
"Ohhhh, babe... why'd you stop?"
She giggled. "Because I was never planning on letting you cum."
"What, why?!"
She climbed on top of me and straddled my abdomen, but avoided touching my cock. She placed her hands on my chest and looked down at me, looking amazing in her skin-tight tank top and spandex yoga pants.
"Because it turns me on soooo much! Big, strong guy like you, and you're completely at my mercy... begging for mercy... that power dynamic is soooo sexy!"
I thrust my hips upwards, desperately trying to rub my cock against something and reach orgasm, but it was no use.
"You know that's not going to work, right?" she rolled her eyes and giggled "Sorry, buddy boy, you're not cumming unless I let you. And you're not going anywhere. In fact, I'm not coming back for you until tomorrow morning!"
"No!"
"That's right! I want you to have the worst case of blue balls you've ever had in your life. If I let you go right now, you'd just jerk yourself off, and that defeats the whole point. Heck, I've got you so horny right now, you might just tackle me to the ground and start dry humping me. "
She slid off of me. I moaned as my cock and balls were aching in agony from being denied the orgasm I craved so badly.
"Awww, does it hurt? Was I too much for you to handle?" She said mockingly. "I'm sorry, sweetie." She patted my chest "Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky when I come back for you in the morning, and I'll let you cum then."
"Or..." she shrugged her shoulders "Maybe I won't, and I'll just keep torturing you with tickle jobs. You just better hope I'm in a good mood... Ohhhh, I just love being in complete control!"
She smirked at my shocked expression before turning around and walking towards the stairs. "Good night, cutie!"
"Wait! Wait!" I cried out
"Sorry hun. Hope you enjoy your blue balls!"
She winked and waved at me, walked up the stairs, closed the door, and left me with the worst case of blue balls imaginable.
A surfy job is a homosexual sex act in which one of the two partners, in the middle of performing fellatio, pulls his partners foreskin to it's foremost position and blows into it so it inflates a little bit.
"Dude, why are you giving me a surfy job? That does virtually nothing for pleasure..."
"Shut up... it's fun."
The act of recieving or giving oral sex for heroin.
Girl: You have any heroin? Guy: Yes. Girl: Can I suck your dick for it? Guy: Yes. Shmack job..
Where Big Mac sauce is layered on the foot especially between the toes, it is then removed by the mouth of a Maccas employee (JACK FORD).
man I want a McDonalds foot job with extra sauce
The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.
Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)
When you participate in job interviews, and the company stops communicating with you, rather than letting you know that they will not hire you
I went through three rounds of interviews and then no email or call. The company is job ghosting me.