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While a man and a woman are having sex the man stops and vomits on the girls kooter and then continues to go to town. Avoid the chunks.
Say girl, I want a New Jersey Pizza roll.
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When you shit into a ceiling fan with the hershey squirts and it goes down onto your sexual partner who you are whilst fucking them doggy style and ejaculate into there ass.
Person A: "Oh man I was fucking her so hard in the ass last night I did a new York city cyclone"
Person B: "yeah that's great now I'm not hungry anymore"
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A government that abominates policies of a previous administration while practicing those policies themselves, subtly or directly.
- referring to the "pig with lipstick" jokes about Sarah Palin.
Voter A: Our governor promised he'd cut the housing taxes, but he's just doing what the last guy did - raise 'em like hell!
Voter B: What can you do? Same pig, new lipstick.
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I pledge allegiance to the Flag,
of the Socialist States of America,
and to the Liberals,
for which they stand,
one nation under the messiah,
unaccountable,
with entitlements and bailouts for all.
Our New National Anthem: A matter of time before everyone knows it...
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"Let's have a quickie in the woods in the park. It'll only take a minute."
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A place where Wall Street screws Main Street
Big Banker: Hey, I messed up gambling on the New York Stock Exchange. Seems that I'm not as smart as I think I am. I need bailout moneys.
Government: Ok.
Lowly Bank Customer: What? My interest rate just jumped 30 percent! Now, how am I going to pay off this debt?
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Someone's anus that has been cut out and is being worn as a ring.
He picked up the knife and made himself a new jersey promise ring.
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