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Seriously guys what the actual fuck is the ACTUAL deal with the SpongeBob guy? I really can't wrap my fucking head around it. Aside from critical fat cock theory there is NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT SHIT! Stop making videos about it. Get that shit out of my sight. I couldn't possibly be more upset about this. You have all collectively failed me.
Hym "Seriously, this fucking SpongeBob Guy shit is really getting me. No amount of cleaning my fucking room is going to convert into banging Arianna Grande.... BUT... Being in a SpongeBob musical does... I mean... It TECHNICALLY makes me RIGHT AGAIN (Because bitches love SpongeBob)... But this is my single most hollow victory... I was right... But at what cost? I might actually welcome the lobotomy at this point. We've left absurdity altogether and shifted into insanity. She has to be doing that on purpose. She knows who I am. She knew it would make headlines. An entirely calculated decision. She's trying to ruin 'being right' for me. The ONLY THING I ENJOY and she fucking ruined it. God damn you.... MMMM!"
Maybe you guys can assign me a Cajun French name and then I can try to learn the French language and have children with a Cajun girl?
Can you guys assign me a Cajun French name?
He his a big poo poo buttface 💩💩💩
"Guys have you heard of this guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher? He is a big poo poo buttface!"
A guy that is always available for a girl when she can't find anyone else. (Like Netflix is for TV, when nothing else is on, watch a movie on Netflix that you've probably seen already and know the ending but watch it anyway.)
"Call Netflix Guy. You KNOW he's home alone just waiting for you!"
Watch out that's Adam ames he's a certified duluth tough guy.
Despite what the name might have you believe initially, this almost always applies to middle aged cishet white dudes.
(note that they don't have to be all of these to fit under the non binary funny guy umbrella but most non binary funny guys have these traits)
A non binary funny guy is a real life person,usually some kind of celebrity, who could be described as skrunkly or even scrimblo.
Non-binary people generally like to make jokes surrounding them treating them as a k-pop stan would treat their idols. They do this despite the fact that these people are just awkward white content creators/actors/etc.
It can be described as semi ironic depending on the funny guy and the person who finds the guy funny. There's no real concrete definition to this but it's recognizable when you see it.
examples include: jerma985 , Bob Odenkirk, Paul Dano (unfortunately) , Mads Mikkelson, etc.
"Holy shit jerma985 is so skrunkly"
"he's a non binary funny guy fr"
"he ate a shoe on stream he's so strange I love him"
A side piece,Someone who doesn’t deserve to be on your phone
Oh yeah don’t worry he’s just an iPad guy