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A pornographic internet video, in where 1 friend is receiving a blowjob from a fish that is repeatedly being thrusted back and forth by a 2nd friend while the 3rd friend just records.
Friend 1: “Aye bro you need to watch this”
Friend 2: “What is it?”
Friend 1: ”It’s 2 friends 1 fish”
Friend 2: “Is this like 2 girls 1 cup?”
Friend 1: “Not really”
Fish: “…”
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Something one says when dumping their partner, but this is unlikely to happen unless the couple has kids or owns a business together.
My ex: Everything can be like before. We can still be friends. I don't want to lose you altogether.
Me: Nah fuck you, I don't keep friendships after relationships. I'm not that forgiving, sorry....
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A friend so close, you can send nudes and they'll either compliment you in a way that's uplifting, and not sexual, or they'll make fun of you because they're an asshole. The will talk about the guys you talk to, and act like they want in their pants, bends most of them want in your pants. It's a balancement for you. Your gay but not gay best friend, would reply to a random person who attempts to get with you, or they would reply to nudes someone random has sent you. They will probably roast you from time to time because of the mistakes you've made. Which friends don't remind other friends of their mistakes, but a gay but not gay BEST friend will, so perhaps you'll be reminded, and learn from the mistakes you've made. If one of your exes that cheated on you tries to get back with you... you're gay but not gay best friend will confront him, so you don't have to say anything. A gay but not gay best friend, is a friend for life. Cherish them, and call them an asshole from time to time. Can also be pronounced (Not Gay But Gay Best Friend)
My Gay But Not Gay Best Friend told my ex to fuck off, and suck on a STD infested clit.
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They drink psl (pumpkin spice lattes), they act innocent but are freaks, they do yoga and go to jamberry parties.....
Aka: basic ass mom biotches
Ex: Since I cried, do you want to go have brunch, because my life is sad and meaningless basic ass mom friend
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national fake friends day is on August 22
yo it’s national fake friends day post your fake friends
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Part time friend, Self-explanatory.
damn yo, you know Christine Ha from Milpitas?! Well shes a certified PTF (Part Time Friend) yo!
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Allison is the most amazing girl on the face of this planet. She can always make people feel happy, even in the worst of times. Her and I laugh more then we breath when we talk. She is the coolest girl alive, and I feel bad for ANYONE who isn't friends with her. Anyone who messes with her HEARS FROM ME. So watch out! I love you girl!
Allison, Eileen's Best Friend is bomb!
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