Acorn Cunt

an asshole squirrel that wont leave you alone

YOU FUCKING ACORN CUNT

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of cunting course

Derived from Thomas E Bourk. Upon dying in CODMW2 or being fucked over this catch phrase is thrown out.

Getting shot in CodMW2......

Bourk:Dammit... of cunting course it would be me to get shot

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Cunt Kicking

When your girl needs a good kicking.

Cunt Kicking is what you do when your Wife being a bitch.

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Cunt-Sized

A measurement of circumference, generally the size of a human cunt.

When the sapling was young, it was no more than cunt-sized, perhaps two cunts if it had a virile seed. Now look at how majestic it is, two to three thousand cunts in circumference.

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cunt-struck

Madly in love

I was immediately and overwhelmingly cunt-struck at first sight of her.

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Cunt Copter

A guy that sits on the toilet with his balls hanging in the shit water

Mikey is a douche, he is a real cunt copter

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Horse Cunt

Not to be confuzzed with Horse Vagina, Horse Cunt is a female who loves horse dick inside of her.

He is a complete Horse Cunt!

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