fat

horizontally tall

lexie: Anastasia is so fat
karina: NO! shes horizontally tall
Anastasia: aww stop!! I'm blushin!!

Fat

Being so heavy that when you get in a car it dents the chair

HELP THE FAT IS UPON ME HE IS TRYING TO GIVE ME A HUG BUT I AM SUFFERCATING HELP AHHHH *slowly drifts until he can not breathe in belly fat*

Fat

your mum

your mum is fat

Fat

A word people overuse. Apparently if someone is 10 pounds bigger than you, they're 'fat'.
Stop being so rude.
Also.... why are you looking this up?

"Omg. John is SO fat. Never gonna get any girls looking like that."
"DUDE. YOUR 120 POUNDS, AND HE'S 130!!!!! CALM YOUR TITS!"

Fat

Something you are not like you're seriously a skinny legend

You ain't fat sis

fat

Used to describe something that you’ve been waiting for a long time and is going to feel very good. Similar to wicked in the phrase wicked piss.

Im gonna go home and take a fat nap.

Hold up, I gotta take a fat piss.

Fat

The only definition YO MAMA

Yo mama SOOOOOOOO FAT